Round Museum

If you’ve always wanted to learn to ride a one-wheeled vehicle, maybe the Bicycle-to-Unicycle Conversion Kit is for you. It’s very easy to operate, just lock your bicycle to a pole on the sidewalk outside your house overnight. Next morning… voilà!! Unicycle! Seat not included.

01.10.25

Is there a better job for a soft-bodied, eight-limbed mollusk than to hang around in your bathroom and hold the extra rolls? With high intelligence, specialized cells, camouflage, and the ability to squeeze through the tiniest of holes, this octopus’s skills can be put to better use. She already installed a new roll in the holder because you didn’t.

01.09.25

Mother has detected a distress call, and has sent the crew of the Nostromo down to investigate a strange, alien kitchen. Remnants of a stove, appliances, metal pots and cooking utensils surround a mysterious carton of eggs. What sort of creature laid these eggs? Why were they left behind? One of the eggs shudders and splits with an eerie cracking sound. An octopus-like creature slowly oozes from the shell. Lean in closer… it wants to hug your face.

01.08.25

Did you take the trash out? It’s that time of the week and it’s your job after all. Grab a bag and get to it. And separate all that recycling, too.

01.06.25

Our world hangs in the balance -- literally and figuratively. Bring love and empathy to power. Shine a light on truth and justice. Be a human being.

01.05.25

Once upon a time Goldilocks was staying in a hotel. She saw a bathroom and knocked on the door. She went inside. Nobody was there. She had eaten some porridge and really had to go. She saw a dial on the wall and turned it. A fan with heat came on.
She said, ‘This setting is too hi!’ and turned it down.
‘This setting is too lo!’ and turned it to the middle.
‘This setting is juuuuust right!’
And then Goldilocks did her business.
Soon, the bears came home.

01.04.25

How many carrots does it take to make a carrot cake? Well, it depends on the recipe, but it's typically around 3–6 cups of grated carrots. If you buy large ones, you'll need four to six. Now, the number of carrots on TOP of a carrot cake is twelve.

01.03.25

Looks like the black and white stripes emanating from the middle of this sea snail have rippled beyond the shell, creating waves vibrating around in the water. The bubble at the center captures an infinite reflection of the same scene.

01.02.25

The start of a new year offers a sense of hope and opportunity. Despite challenging terrain and winding roads along the way, we can look toward a brighter horizon.

01.01.25