The sign reads “restrooms downstairs.” So, follow the stairwell down… one flight… then two, keep going. Walk through the hallway, around to your left. Go past the locked double doors. The constant clanking sound is just the old boiler system in the sub-basement. Nothing to worry about. Keeeeep going. Through the next set of double doors and restrooms are in the back corner. Oh… don’t stare into the Black Porthole. And don’t turn your back on it, either…

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