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Rise and shine, baby, coffee is served! If you don't dunk that French Toast stick into the chocolate, hazelnut, double shot of espresso French Press latte, then there is something really, really wrong with you.

11.09.25

Did you hear a sound? A crunch of leaves under foot? Rustling movement in the brush? Who’s out there in the wood?

11.08.25

So, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?! Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!

11.07.25

You were out on the courts yesterday, but where’s the ball today? In your room? The garage? Did you leave it on the court? It’s a mystery…

11.06.25

Sun dogs fire on the horizon
Meteor rain stars across the night
This moment may be brief
But it can be so bright
Reflected in another source of light
When the moment dies
The spark still flies
Reflected in another pair of eyes

11.05.25

A sunflower will brighten any situation, whether glowing in the morning sunlight at your breakfast table, or on your spare tire cover for that flat tire on a rainy night on a lonely highway moment.

11.04.25

BREAKING NEWS: Neighborhood watch reports that a foldable shopping cart has jackknifed and knocked down a light pole at the park near the intersection of 3rd and Wood Sidewalks. A resident at the scene who wishes to remain anonymous said, “All I heard was a big screech and a bang, and I thought it was coming through the house,” and raised further concerns about the rise of reckless cart driving in the area.

Well, looks like the Halloween season is officially over. Very flat and very dead.

11.02.25

Let the festivities begin! The Day of the Dead is celebrated every year on November 1st and 2nd to honor and remember friends and family who have departed this realm. The house and garden should be decorated with cempasúchil flowers, many, many candles, and some papel picado hanging everywhere. Make sure the ofrendas has pictures of the departed, their favorite foods, and maybe a Calavera Catrina metal sculpture holding a floral wreath!

HALLOWEEN WREATH WEEK
11.01.25

And the answer is none.
None more black.

HALLOWEEN WREATH WEEK

10.31.25