Round Museum

Getting control of your home or office might benefit from some time machinery. You might be surprised what you can save and secure when your lights are on or off, or how your appliances could run more efficiently. But there are limits. This will not transport you to the Quantum Realm, nor tunnel you into an alternative time stream. So hopefully you don't need to steal Infinity Stones or avenge a Thanos finger snap. Call Tony.

05.03.19

Yeah, you're just sitting there in your back porch lounge chair, pondering the ways to open that bottle. And yet, it's not a convenient screw top cap, now is it? And your church key keychain is not in your pocket, either. What to do? Well, don't put yourself out and walk all the way back in the house. You may have to resort to some backwoods improvisation. All you need is a firm edge under the cap, and a quick smack with your palm on top. Cheers!

05.02.19

You've got something to say alright, you just need the proper venue. If your personal manifesto is lengthy you might deliver it with a megaphone on the street corner. A riskier move could be the stealthy tagging of the abandoned building with a colorful spray of ornate yet unreadable 70's style typography. There's always sticker slappin' this Round down by the bowling alley.

05.01.19

It probably didn't even enter your mind that you'd pop this lid and go climbing down into the sewer. Stamped right there into the iron is the clearest of warnings. Maybe you're not claustrophobic, but you really don't want to be in this tight stinky space, do you? Unless that's your job, of course. And still you probably don't WANT to be there.

04.30.19

What's hanging in your exposed brick renovated condo, formerly an industrial warehouse? A moss ball, perchance? No? Maybe our design consultation will provide a little apartment therapy. With this ceiling height and open plan kitchen and dining area, you should really consider a moss ball. The space should represent your personality. We highly recommend the moss ball.

04.27.19

Over the dunes and behind the rocks at the jetty, there's some fishy evidence left behind. This ring is not a naturally occurring sand formation, so who laid their bucket of bait here and where did they go?

04.26.19

This is a sight to see. The vantage point certainly looks dangerous, a metallic cone seemingly headed your way, dead center. Are you looking down the barrel of an intercontinental ballistic missile? Is this the last thing you see before William Tell skewers the apple off your head with an arrow? Stand still. Don't move.

04.25.19

Quite tempting. You cannot escape the delicious gaze of the white chocolate Lolly in the pastry case. She's got her eye on you. Or... is it the other way around?

04.23.19

Just about every kid has tried digging a hole to China on at least one occasion. The success of the project probably depended on how much time you had, where you could put the dirt and rock, and most importantly, where you started the hole. If you broke ground in the U.S., sorry.... you drowned in the Indian Ocean. If you started right about here in Argentina and survived Earth’s white-hot molten core, then you must have emerged in Beijing right about here.

04.22.19

Someone has cleaned up here. After a frantic scramble around the house and garden, it seems just about every nook and cranny has been searched. Oh, wait... how many Easter eggs where hidden? Hmm, we might have lost count. But this little hunter looks like the winner.

04.21.19