Round Museum

Well this is an unfortunate development, now idn'it? Does the 5-second rule apply to the whole box? Or is it cumulative?

12.29.25

Hey, buddy… you have a hole in your pocket... or had. The hole in your pocket fell out of a hole in your pocket. Is that your only hole? Or do you have a whole box of holes?

12.28.25

A cereal eclipse is a specific gastronomical phenomenon when the movement of a Cheerio drops out of its regular breakfast table orbit causing it to cross in front of a vent cover on the pipe in the sidewalk with specific alignment. The syzygy between Vent, Pipe, and Cheerio is a rare occurrence. What ever you do, never look directly at the Cheerio during a cereal eclipse without specialized eye protection and a bowl of milk.

12.27.25

Frosty the Boogie Man
Does whatever he can
Be it early morning, late afternoon
Or midnight, its never too soon

Frosty the Boogie Man
Wants to be your mirror ball
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
Wants you to love him most of all

There must have been some magic
In that pink silk hat they found
For when its placed upon his head
He’ll start to dance around

He's your Boogie Man
He's your Boogie Man
Uh, huh!

12.26.25

Christmas commemorates the birth of Jesus Christ on December 25. In the Gospel of Luke 1:26, he states that Gabriel’s annunciation to Mary took place during Elizabeth’s sixth month of pregnancy on March 25, thereby providing the marker for Christ's birthday. IHS is a monogram for the name Jesus, a contraction of the Greek word spelled IHΣΟΥΣ, and appears on religious monuments, crosses, and symbols around the world.

12.25.25

Oh, we’re really not being spiteful
And the party was indeed delightful
But we just turned the lights down low
Time to go! Time to go! Time to go!

We have politely said goodnight
And have not kicked you out in a storm
But please read the room, alright?
Going all the way home is the norm

Oh, our patience is quickly dying
And, my dear, you’re STILL good-bying
This yule log, I’m about to throw
Time to go! Time to go! Time to go!
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12.24.25
WREATH WEEK

Back in the late 1800s before electricity, people frequently (and dangerously) incorporated lit candles into their Christmas decorations for that twinkly festive mood. As a result, house fires were prevalent. Along came Thomas Edison who stepped up to invent a strand of electric lights in 1880, and two years later his business partner Edward H. Johnson created the first strand of Christmas tree lights. Soon, they were wrapped around trees, lining porches, sidewalks and roof gables, and, of course wrapped around Rounds.

12.23.25
WREATH WEEK

What if that poinsettia you received for the holidays wasn’t in a flowerpot? What if it was in a Round? Yeah… wonder what that might look like…

12.22.25
WREATH WEEK

It would seem that they do, but those footprints in the snow look suspicious…

12.21.25
WREATH WEEK

At this point, you can find anything and everything in a Lego version. Is it just the wreath? The walls? Or the house, too? Quantum mechanics suggests the possibility of parallel universes since quantum particles exist in all possible states simultaneously. And one of those states could very well be built entirely of interlocking bricks.
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12.20.25
WREATH WEEK