Round Museum

What's in a name?
That which we call a rose.
By any other name
would smell as sweet.

02.26.26

What do you do with a Smashtruck? Well, if your dumpster is overflowing and you need to pack more into it, bring in a big Round metal roller to smash it down. Yes, smash my trash please.

02.25.26

When you have a big ugly tank in front of your building and can’t move it, what better way to hide it than a little creative urban camouflage? A big pink piggie never looked so good!

02.24.26

A thick, fluffy blanket has covered everything all around. What's hiding under here, perchance?

02.23.26

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will an apple hiding behind a SEPTA bus seat do?

02.22.26

Trapped in their constrictive plastic snood, any self-respecting Mandarin would attempt to escape the tyranny of their packaging prison. The problem is, once you’re out… what’s the plan? Are you just going to roll away? Blend into the kitchen floor? Change your peel and impersonate an apple?

02.21.26

The unwritten rule is to wait and have your dessert AFTER the meal. But it is Mom's birthday, she would be 93, so go for that tiny strawberry tea cake BEFORE the eggs, bacon and prunes! We will sing and celebrate and have a little cake with you. Happy Birthday!

02.20.26

If you're two
And have a few crackers to chew
Why don’t you go
Where people sit?
Abandoning the Ritz

02.19.26

It’s such a sad thing to see... someone getting a bit out of control, over-indulging, and tossing their box full of mini Nilla wafers all around the sidewalk. Be careful, don’t step in it! The crunch underfoot is just gross.

02.18.26

Helicoprion was a large marine carnivore that evolved in the early Permian period. Also called the “spiral saw”, they are best known for the spiral-shaped whorl of teeth embedded in their lower jaw, which they used to slice through prey. Despite their shark-like appearance, they were in fact more closely related to living ratfish.

02.17.26