Round Museum

In the culmination of the Citrus Trilogy, the killer oranges’ insatiable, murderous thirst for juice grows so powerful it drives them to turn on their own. Soon, they are putting the squeeze on Navel, Mandarin and Valencia alike. Poor Clementine didn’t have a chance all alone in the alley.

EPISODE III
09.10.24

Recovering from a medical procedure is physically challenging but can be mentally and emotionally stressful as well. So why strap a Cone of Shame on Bentley when a soft, plushy support donut will function just the same? He’s prevented from licking or scratching at his injury, plus, it’s like an instant pillow wherever he feels like lying down.

09.09.24

A tranquil lake in Maine invites many activities -- canoeing, kayaking, fishing, swimming. And while Milo the dog drinks from the shore nearby, Freya ventures out from the dock in her inner-tube. An inflatable Round for floating around.

09.08.24

And Milo will certainly drink.

09.07.24

Looks like your interior decorator really hit all the right notes! Suspended under the glow of overhead strips, the triple rows of beer bottles are a real nice touch lighting the perimeter of the basement bar. It augments the vintage 1992 Addams Family pinball machine in the corner, wall-sized 292-inch MicroLED flat screen TV, and burgeoning beer can collection that one day may rival Brewhouse Mountain’s! So, sit back in your BarcaLounger and drink it all in!

09.06.24

Where are you headed? The dial with the little airplane will tell you! Heading indicators with magnetic or gyroscopic compass instrumentation measure the rotation of the plane along its centerline, pointing the way toward cardinal directions. Your current direction is North East 016° with excellent visibility and weather. Now, who’s going to land this thing?

09.05.24

Despite the imposing size of this ruby red door and its Round iron handles, this is not Emerald City. No Yellow Brick Road led you here. And the Wizard will not see you. Do you knock? Convince the Guardian of the Gates to let you in anyway? And your little dog, too?

09.04.24

In the event of a fire, your building is equipped with a standpipe sprinkler system. An FDC inlet allows fire fighters to connect a hose line from their pumper truck to ensure sufficient water and pressure is maintained in the system’s water supply. The FDC is not intended to provide a specific amount of water, nor the sprinkler system’s full demand, nor be a storage area for empty pudding cups.

09.03.24

Summer passed quickly under a spell
What seemed like forever is a story to tell
Darkness is falling the storms moving in
And there ain’t no telling when we'll be here again

In the blue distance with you
Just for a moment I nearly broke through
Into the blue distance with you

09.02.24

Your garden of green is punctuated by a blood red hibiscus. Beautiful. Passionate. And yet a dangerous backstory. The flower is associated with the Hindu deity Kali, who sometimes is depicted merging in form with it. She is a fierce paradox as the goddess of both time and death, wearing a necklace of decapitated heads and a girdle of severed arms — which might explain all the red. To assuage one of her death rampages and protect earthly beings, her husband Shiva threw himself in front of her, and got trampled in the process. Don’t worry, he was OK. He’s a god!