Do you see this cupcake plate?
Did you see how many Fred ate?
He grabbed and gobbled and stuffed his face,
Left crumbs and icing all over the place.
He nibbled and schnabbled and bumble-bambuzzled
Which made our guests repulsed and puzzled.
Did our collective scorn affect Fred's feast?
No, it didn't. Not in the least.

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