The Evil-Clown-Stalking-the-Neighborhood trend may have reached its zenith in the fall of 2016. At that time, reported sightings in North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Texas, and all the way to Oregon fanned a social media inferno. Teens with misbegotten prankster plans made fake threats to schools in Philadelphia. Stores pulled clown costumes from shelves! Birthday party bookings TANKED!! And, holy buckets, RONALD McDONALD WENT INTO HIDING!!! YIKES! What is an Insane Clown left to do??
Hang up the nose, apparently.

10.28.21