Jeepers, I don’t believe my peepers, Bob’s and Ruth’s old timey diner has one humdinger of a rusty fire alarm! I’m tellin ya, it’s smaller than a trashcan lid but a heckuva lot bigger than a pie plate, that’s for sure. Why, if some ruffians had pulled a little flimflammery and it went off during dinner, it sure as shootin’ would’ve made quite a racket. Now, let’s order an ice cream cone over at the window and skeedaddle!

12.08.20