Once upon a time Goldilocks was staying in a hotel. She saw a bathroom and knocked on the door. She went inside. Nobody was there. She had eaten some porridge and really had to go. She saw a dial on the wall and turned it. A fan with heat came on.
She said, ‘This setting is too hi!’ and turned it down.
‘This setting is too lo!’ and turned it to the middle.
‘This setting is juuuuust right!’
And then Goldilocks did her business.
Soon, the bears came home.

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