The moment you put a watermelon down in the barnyard with a dozen hens, just step away very quickly. Staying hydrated in the Arizona heat can be a battle, and mini-velociraptors will leave nothing behind. Kathleen and Blondie will attack first, knocking Maeve and Moira aside. Chicky and Baby Chicky may look sweet, but they'll peck your eye out in a second. And Rooster? Well, he will stay out of the fray entirely. When the dust settles, the rind will be pecked clean as a whistle.

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