There you are squeezing all the avocados -- this one is too hard and this one is too squishy. But, lookit, Goldilocks, the key indicator of ripeness is under the stem. Check that Round dimple, and if the color is brown, put it down. You see some yella, that's not yet the fella. But if it's green and bright, it is juuuust right. Now, eat up, Bears are comin' home soon...

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