Red Aphid says to the Gardener, "What's a bug gotta do to get a little sap 'round here?" Gardener says "Don't start any trouble, ya pest!" Green Aphid says "Whoa, calm down, man, we're just a couple of thirsty, asexually reproducing sap-suckers." Gardener says "OK, well... happy hour special is a shot of soapy water rimmed with cayenne pepper. A couple of those will wipe you out.... I guarantee."

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