Your cup of grits needs to come with the proper grit-to-butter ratio, or you may have to talk to the manager. This is not something determined precisely by the teaspoon or... measuring cup, but more subjectively by eye. What does this look like, sir, are these grits wading in the baby pool or swimming in the deep end? How about drowning? Are my grits drowning yet? Yeah, well they better be. A grit can absorb a lot and these babies are gonna be dry in a minute. You watch.

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